November 29, 2015

diving head first out of an airplane

Hi everyone. My name is Patricia Wyssling and I am 17 years old. I'm actually really scared to reveal because i know that everything will be different. People will stop reading my blog just because they don't like me and i feel like revealing will change the entire class.
Well i like the color purple and i'm terrible at art. I was born in New Jersey and I lived there my entire life up until last summer when i moved here. I live in Alpine now and wow culture shock.
I sometimes like to think that i'm funny so here's an acapella video i made. yeah well yeah okay.
oh and here's a picture of me so you know what i look like when i'm not making weird faces

November 8, 2015

Edumacate you on the word DANK

Dank basically means drugs so don't do it #blueticket

November 1, 2015

How to cook the perfect boy

1. preheat the oven to 375
2. combine 2 cups sugar, 1 1/2 cup flour, and  2 tablespoons baking soda. stir until fluffy.
3. beat 2 eggs. once beaten well, combine with sugar, flour and baking soda. mix until sticky.
4. plop it all onto a cooking tray and put in the oven for 2 hours.
5. after 2 hours it would expand. then add all the qualities of the kind of boy you want the mixture. let it sit for a day.
6. spray with a good smelling cologne.
7. put it in the shower for 30 minutes. after 30 minutes it should be ready. he will walk out of the shower and be ready for use.

CAUTION: there is no guarantee he wont leave you for another girl