How to cook the perfect boy

1. preheat the oven to 375

2. combine 2 cups sugar, 1 1/2 cup flour, and  2 tablespoons baking soda. stir until fluffy.

3. beat 2 eggs. once beaten well, combine with sugar, flour and baking soda. mix until sticky.

4. plop it all onto a cooking tray and put in the oven for 2 hours.

5. after 2 hours it would expand. then add all the qualities of the kind of boy you want the mixture. let it sit for a day.

6. spray with a good smelling cologne.

7. put it in the shower for 30 minutes. after 30 minutes it should be ready. he will walk out of the shower and be ready for use.

CAUTION: there is no guarantee he wont leave you for another girl